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نیما یوشیج آمریکایی 

موضوع: دوشنبه 18 خرداد1388 13:42

تصویر کلیشه ای نویسندگان و شاعران نابغه فیلمهای امریکایی را تصور کنید، مرد 37 ساله ای که کتابش را دستش گرفته و در به در دنبال ناشربرای چاپ کتابش میگردد. حلا فرض کنید لوکیشن ماجرا هم خیابانهای محله بروککلین در نیویورک امریکا در سال  1954 باشد.

این فیلم اگر ساخته شود البته فیلم زندگی والت ویتمن(پدر شعر نو امریکا) خواهد بود. والت نتوانست هچ ناشری ا راضی کند تا " برگهای علف" را برایش چاپ کند؛ این شد که تصمیم گرفت همه پس اندازش را جمع کند و کتاب را در یک چاپخانه محلی به چاپ برساند. کل پس انداز والت کفاف چاپ 795 نسخه را داد. جورج، برادر والت، اولین کسی بود که کتاب را خواند و وقتی با حیرت آن را به والت برمیگرداند گفت که فکر نمیکند کتاب ارزش خواندن داشته باشد اما والت ناامید نشد. کتابش را که یک منظومه حماسی در قالب شعر آزاد اما بر مبنای وزن کتاب مقدس بود، برای تعدادی از شاعران  و نویسندگان بنام وقت آمریکا فرستاد. اولین کسی که جواب والت را داد، امرسون شاعر بود که ان وقت در جمع های ادبی آمریکا بروبیایی داشت؛ ستایش پرشور امرسون والت را انقدر هیجان زده کرد که تصمیم گرفت چاپ دومش را به انضمام نامه 5 صفحه ای امرسون روانه بازار کند. چاپ دوم سرو صدای زیادی به پا کرد و سر و کله ی منتقدین پیداشد که به والت از هر طرف حمله کردند که باید از نوشتن این مزخرفات شرم اور و کفرامیز عذر بخواهد. با یان همه وی کوتاه نیامد و هر چند ماه یک بار مقداری شعر به کتابش اضافه مکرد و چاپ جدید را روانه بازار میکرد.

والت در سال 1819 به دنیا امد و در سال 1892 از دنیا رفت. با شروع جنگ جهانی اول به صورت جدی وارد کار روزنامه نگاری شد و مقالاتش را به سبک عجیب ماورایی- حقیقی می نوشت. به اردوگاه زخمی های نیویرک میرفت و برای زخمی ها شعرهای حماسی میخواند. 6 کتاب درباره مشاهداتش ار جنگ نوشت.طوری که وی را "اولین شاعرآزادی" میخوانند.

برگرفته ار مجله همشری جوان

پ.ن : من مدتها بود که میخواستم زندگینامه کلی درباره والت ویتمن نویسنده مورد علاقه ام بنویسم و اینجا پست کنم. اما با کمال شگفتی در این شماره مجله همشهری جوان دیدم که حرفی از این شاعر توانای آمریکایی زده شده و برای همین هم متن کاملش را براتون قرار دادم. اگه پستهای قبلی را بخوونید میتونید چندتا از شعرها به همراه ترجمه ام را پیدا کنید تا بیشتر با این مرد بزرگ آشنا شوید.

One liner 

موضوع: چهارشنبه 13 خرداد1388 14:4

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.

ازدواج نکن. یه زنی پیدا کن که ازش متنفری و واسش  خونه بخر. این کارخیلی  راحتتر است.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

از دست دادن شوهر خیلی سخت است. و واسه من تقریبا غیرممکن است.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

همونطور که قبلا گفتم من یه حرف رو دوبار تکرار نمیکنم.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

خدایا اگه ممکن نیست که من باربی بشم پس یه کاری کن که همه ی دوستانم چاق شوند.

موضوع: یکشنبه 3 خرداد1388 13:24

Despairing Cries. by Walt Whitman

DESPAIRING cries float ceaselessly toward me, day and night,
The sad voice of Death—the call of my nearest lover, putting forth, alarmed,
uncertain,
This sea I am quickly to sail, come tell me,
Come tell me where I am speeding—tell me my destination.

گریه های نا امیدانه بی وقفه شباروز به سوی من جاری ست
صدای غمناک مرگ- ندای دوستدار همیشه نزدیکم ، که طنین می اندازد، هشدار میدهد و در تردید است
این دریائی که شتابان قرار است از  آن بگذرم، بیا و بگو
بیا و به من بگو که بکجا چنین شتابان میروم- بگو مقصدم کجاست.

Management Humor - Jokes 

موضوع: دوشنبه 21 اردیبهشت1388 9:32

The American and the Japanese corporate offices for a large multi-national corporation decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance.

On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action.

The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering.

After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team.

So, as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four

steering managers, three area steering managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The next year, the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American office laid-off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.

Management Humor - Jokes 

موضوع: شنبه 19 اردیبهشت1388 19:43

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.  The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes,
so I'll give each of you one wish each."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.  "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Management Humor - Jokes 

موضوع: جمعه 18 اردیبهشت1388 11:56

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman,
"How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied
the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.

You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Hot air:

جز معنای تحت الفظی اش به معنای قول و وعده های بی اساس و واهی نیز میباشد و در این متن بار دوم به این معنا به کار رفته است.

موضوع: جمعه 11 اردیبهشت1388 9:47

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

MY PROMISE 

موضوع: دوشنبه 7 اردیبهشت1388 10:44

When time comes you find yourself in deep trouble
Like a ship lost in the mid-sea during a storm
You want to cry and need a shoulder to lean on
Seem hopeless and could not move on...
Got no one around whom to count on.
Maybe you have totally forgotten me
Have given up on me for somebody
Think I am useless and nothing but garbage
So you shun and make a mock on me.
You might be surprised when you turn your back
See me smile with open arms and extended hands
For unlike them whom you prefer to be with than me
I'll never give up...
Turn my back on you.
I'll be your candle
Offer you light so you may not stumble
Take my hand...
I'll lead you to a place where you will be safe from harm
Keep you company so won't be alone
Promise you love and comfort of a home.

Food jokes 

موضوع: دوشنبه 31 فروردین1388 20:28

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

One liner  

موضوع: یکشنبه 30 فروردین1388 20:24

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

One liner 

موضوع: یکشنبه 30 فروردین1388 20:23

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

موضوع: یکشنبه 30 فروردین1388 20:20

Once We Played.

A beautiful poem about love

موضوع: پنجشنبه 27 فروردین1388 16:47

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month,
Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here
I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that
I just fired?" To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza
delivery man, Sir...!!!"

موضوع: چهارشنبه 26 فروردین1388 13:32

                                      O Captain! My Captain!

والت وایتمن یکی از شاعران معروف است که من به شخصه از خوندن شعرهایش واقعا لذت میبرم.

یکی از شعرهایش "ناخدا" است  که با خوندنش احساس غریبی پیدا میکنم، احساس رسیدن به مقصد بدون رسیدن به هدف بدون همراه و دوست! یه مضمون خاصیه که در هیچ شعر دیگری نمیشود پیداش کرد . احساسی که نمیشه به زبان آورد شاید فقط همین آقای وایتمن اولین و اخرین نفری باشه که به این خوبی توانسته تصویرش کرده است.

این شعر را هنوز کامل ترجمه نکردم اگر شما هم دوست داشتید خوشحال میشم ترجمه هاتون رو بخونم حتی اگه بخشی از اون باشه

شعر را در ادامه مطلب اوردم. باید چند بار بخونیدتا  بتونید کاملادرکش کنید.

موضوع: جمعه 7 فروردین1388 11:25

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

funny mistakes  

موضوع: پنجشنبه 6 فروردین1388 13:46

funny mistakes

This is a collection of funny mistakes made by learners of English as a second language on their English classes.

1. Submitted by:Dirce
   A friend in a restaurant:
   
   Waiter, Could you bring me some kidnaps, please?
2. Submitted by: Simon D.
   From a student's essay:
   
   When I got home, I had a massage on the answering machine.
3. Sent in a message by a technical support specialist:
   
   Feel free to contact me if you cause any problems.
4. Said while talking about daily routines:
   
   In the morning, I get up at seven o'clock; clean my tooth;
   have breakfast; and go to work.
5. Said by a student talking about differences between men and women:
   
   I like the opposite to sex very much.
6. Written in a progress test by a sweet seventeen-year-old girl:
   
   I haven't had any male for more than a month.
7. The phrase was said by a student who had just been given another
   handout at the end of the lesson:
   
   Excuse me. Is this the last shit for today?
8. From a writing task in a progress test:
   
   I think that education in Ukraine is bed.
9. A quite common mistake:
   
   She has a long black hair.
   He has short fair hairs.
10. A typical mistake from a Headway Elementary Progress Test:
    
    They are like travelling by bus.

موضوع: شنبه 1 فروردین1388 18:24

Today and Again

You've left, and I'm not Ok.
Yet, I don't have an unshaved face
or holes in my shirt.
I don't pass the nights sleepless
Don't walk under the stars.

متن کامل شعر بسیار زیبای تو رفتی و حالم خوش نیست در ادامه مطلب به همراه ترجمه

How to Get Rich  

موضوع: یکشنبه 25 اسفند1387 10:32

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,

"Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

گرامر 

موضوع: شنبه 24 اسفند1387 21:8

Cite or Site?

Disinterested or uninterested?

Each is or each are?

earth or Earth?

Imply or infer?

Majority is or are?

Difference 

موضوع: جمعه 23 اسفند1387 11:0

TWO WOMEN TALKING:
============ ========= ========= ====

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

***********************************************

NOW TWO MEN TALKING

============ ========= ========= ========

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.

Idiot Test 

موضوع: دوشنبه 19 اسفند1387 12:55

Idiot Test

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

A: Open the door, put the elephant inside, and close the door.

Q: How do you put  giraffe in a refrigerator?

A: Open the door, take the elephant out, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

So there is an animal meeting and which animal did not show up?

A: The giraffe silly! It’s still in the refrigerator!

Now, you’re supposed to cross a lake that is infested with alligators. How are you going to do that?

A: Simple. Just walk across because the alligators are still at the meeting!

Stupid Jokes 

موضوع: دوشنبه 19 اسفند1387 12:50

A Blonde and Her Car

A blonde wanted to sell her car, so she called up her friend to see if she could have any help. The friend asked how many miles were on the car and the blonde said, “About 249,000 miles.” So the friend called up a mechanic who could put the mileage back to any number that was desired. So the blonde told him she wanted him to roll back the mileage to 40,000.

The next week the blonde’s friend called and asked if she had sold the car yet.

The blonde said,” Why would I want to sell my car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!”

موضوع: جمعه 16 اسفند1387 13:7

How men get into trouble !!!

مذهبی 

موضوع: جمعه 16 اسفند1387 10:21

ISLAM-TRUE WAY OF LIFE

Stupid Sports Quotes, Bloopers and Mistatements  

موضوع: چهارشنبه 14 اسفند1387 10:26

These are some of the best sport quotes and bloopers mistatements:

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father”
-Greg Norman

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.”
-Tom Watt, ex-Maple Leaves coach (his team was not so good)

برای خوندن بقیه سوتی های ورزشکارها ادامه مطلب رو بخونید

موضوع: چهارشنبه 16 بهمن1387 16:11

Comment about this picture book "Love and Enemies": Psychology behind the misunderstandings of love, that which hurts and abuses people

Love is very important.
Unfortunately, a lot of people misunderstand the nature of love.
Often such misunderstandings of love hurt people and can escalate into various forms of abuse against others, even resulting in wars.

If the misunderstandings of love are ignored while the importance of love continues to be stressed, love can transform into something dangerous.

Let's look at some examples of the precarious nature of love.

• Parents abusing their own children out of love
• Domestic violence such as a husband beating his wife whom he loves
• Abuses against the elderly by caretakers and/or their family members

If you stretch your imagination further, you may even see how the misunderstandings of love are deeply involved in such human tragedies as discrimination against minorities, forcing one's culture or values against others and invasions and/or wars, all of which are organically mixed with the illusion of good and evil.

Needless to say, tragedies based on misunderstandings can be prevented and resolved. Abuses caused by misunderstandings of love can also be rectified. Yet such resolution need not involve hatred against others. Neither military forces nor reins of power are needed, of course. All you need to do is to spread the awareness of these misunderstandings to the society and the world.

"Love and enemies" is a picture book I have written in order to clear up one such misunderstanding of love.

برای دریافت این کتاب اینجا کلیک راست کرده و گزینه

Save target as را انتخاب کنید.

The Endless Story 

موضوع: جمعه 4 بهمن1387 12:7

The Endless Story" - Psychology of the chain of hatred and violence

What causes the chain of hatred and violence? What is it that makes hatred seem to last forever? The theme of this picture book "Endless story" is on the psychology of the endless cycle of hatred.

برای دانلود کتاب تصویری The Endless Storyاینجا را راست کلیک کرده و گزینه ی  Save target as را انتخاب کنید.( حدود ۲.۱ مگابایت حجم تقریبی فایل است. ) 

اس ام اس های جالب 

موضوع: دوشنبه 16 دی1387 12:6

  I m on a mission:

Misson 2 avoid u,

2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,

2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,

in short....

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

من در یک ماموریتم

ماموریتی برای دوری از تو

ماموریتی برای فراموش کردنت و فرار کردن از دستت

که باهات صحبت نکنم و تورو نبینم

در یک کلام :

ماموریت غیر ممکن!!!

نگوئیم - طنز 

موضوع: شنبه 23 آذر1387 18:12

نگوييم " وب سايت " بگوييم : رايانه جا يا تارانه

نگوييم " ايميل " بگوييم : نامه برقي

نگوييم ...

اگه میخواهید بقیه لغات جدید رو ببینید به ادامه مطلب سری بزنید

the Victory Speech by President-elect 

موضوع: سه شنبه 5 آذر1387 11:3

the Victory Speech by President-elect

Barak Obama

موضوع: جمعه 17 آبان1387 14:1

موضوع: یکشنبه 14 مهر1387 11:43

SONG OF THE NIGHT

Khalil Gibran

The night is hushed,
And the dreams hide in silence.
The moon is rising ---
She has eyes to watch the day.

Come, daughter of the fields,
And let us go
Into the vineyards
Where the lovers meet.

For it may be
That there we, too, may quench
With love's good vintage
The drouth of our desire.

Hearken, the nightingale
Pours forth his song
Into the valleys
Which the hills have filled
With the green scent of mint.

Fear not beloved,
The stars will keep the secret of our meeting,
And the soft mist of night
Veil our embrace.

Fear not ---
The young bride of the djinns
In her enchanted cave
Lies sleeping, drunk with love,
And well-nigh hidden
From the houri's eyes.

And even should the king of the djinns pass by,
Then love will turn him back.
For is he not a lover as I am,
 And shall he disclose
That which his own heart suffers?

 شب در سکون است
و رویاها در سکوت مخفی.
ماه
با چشمانی برای دیدن روز .
نمودار میشود

بیا، دختر مزارع،
 بیا برویم
به تاکستانها
محل قرار عشاق.

چرا که ما نیز
شاید عطش آرزوهایمان را
با حاصل زیبای عشق
فرونشانیم

گوش فرا ده
به بلبل که نغمه سرائی میکند
در دره هائی که
پشته هایش مملو است از
رایحه ی نعنان تازه.

معشوقه ی من نهراس
 ستارگان راز دیدارمان را فاش نخواهند ساخت
و مه لطیف در اغوش گرفتنمان را
مستور خواهد ساخت 

نهراس__
عروس جوان
در غار افسون شده اش
آرمیده ست، مست از عشق
و دور از چشمان حوری

موضوع: جمعه 5 مهر1387 16:5

Dare to dream of far off lands,
Dream of deserts, covered in sand.
Dream of rainforests, trees high above
Dream of finding your one true love.
Lexi Smith

دل را به دریا بزن
و در سر بپروران رویای بودن در سرزمینی دور
رویای بودن در بیابانی از شنزار
رویای بودن در بیشه زاری از درختان سر به فلک کشیده
و رویای یافتن عشق واقعی

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hit  

موضوع: شنبه 30 شهریور1387 10:39

 Hit also joins with other words to create many colorful expressions.  One is hit the road. It means to travel or to leave a place, as suggested in this song, "Hit the Road."

Another common expression is hit the spot.  At first it  hitting a spot at the center of a target with an arrow.  Someone who did so was satisfied with his shooting.  Now, hitting the spot usually means that a food or drink is especially satisfying.

Many years ago, Pepsi Cola sold its drink with a song that began, "Pepsi Cola hits the spot, twelve full ounces, that's a lot…"

Another expression involving hit is hit bottom.  Something that has hit bottom can go no lower.  If the price of shares of a stock hits bottom that might be the time to buy it.  Its value can only go up.

A student who tells you his grades have hit bottom is saying he has not done well in school.

When a student's grades hit bottom it is time to hit the books.  Hit the books is another way of   saying it is time to study.  A student might have to tell her friends she can not go with them to the movies because she has to hit the books.

Not hitting the books could lad to an unpleasant situation for a student.  The father or mother may hit the ceiling when they see the low grades.  Someone who hits the ceiling, the top of the room, is   angry.  A wife may hit the ceiling because her husband forgot their wedding anniversary.

To build something of wood, you usually need a hammer.  That is what you use to hit nails into the pieces of wood to hold them together.  When you hit the nail on the head, exactly on its top, it goes into the wood perfectly.  And when someone says your words or actions hit the nail on the head, he means what you said or did was exactly right.

If you are tired after hitting all those nails on the head, then it is time to hit the hay.  That expression comes from the days when people slept on beds filled with dried grass or hay. Some people slept on hay in barns where they kept their farm animals.

Hitting the hay simply means going to bed. That is a good idea. I think I will hit the hay now

تست IQ 

موضوع: جمعه 15 شهریور1387 11:41

سلام امروز براتون لینک به تست هوش را گذاشتم. این تست رو وقتی افلاین هم باشید میتونید نتیجه اش رو بگیرید. تست رو که زدید حتما نتیجه اش رو قسمت نظرات بزارید. قول میدم محرمانه بمونه

برای انجام تست اینجا رو کلیک کنید.

ابتدا بعد از كامل شدن صفحه گزينه English  را  انتخاب كنيد سپس از منوي بعدي گزينه Start  و در انتها نيز گزينه Start   دوباره انتخاب كنيد.  حال ميتوانيد به مجموع 39 تست كه به صورت پي در پي براي شما مي آيد پاسخ دهيد تست ها به ترتيب از آسان به سخت در نظر گرفته شده اند ، كه تست ها به صورت هشت جوابي هوشمند به همراه نمره منفي مي باشند وهر چه قدر تعداد بيشتري تست را پاسخ دهيد ، پاسخ تست IQ  شما دقيق تر خواهد بود ... و نيز اگر وقت پاسخ گويي به همه تست ها را نداريد ميتوانيد تا آنجا كه قادر به پاسخ هستيد ادامه دهيد  در انتها و پس از پاسخ به همه و يا قسمتي از تست ها با انتخاب گزينه Menu  در گوشه سمت راست صفحه و زدن كليد Send  ميتوانيد پاسخ تست IQ  خود را ببينيد . وقت پاسخ گويي شما به كليه سوالات 40 دقيقه ميباشد. ميتوانيد سوال هايي را كه قادر به پاسخ آن نيستيد رد كنيد و با دكمه فلش به سمت راست در پايين صفحه به سوال بعدي برويد.

موضوع: سه شنبه 12 شهریور1387 22:19

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"

موضوع: پنجشنبه 7 شهریور1387 10:5

مگس کوچک شعری از ویلیام بلیک به همراه ترجمه

اشعار ویلیام در عین سادگی مفاهیم خیلی عمیقی دارد و بعد از خوندنش آدم مدتها به آن فکر میکند . این شعر هم یکی از اون شعرهاست که پر از معانی عمیق است و فقط منظور شاعر معنی سطحی آن نیست.

بعد از خواندن خوب فکر کنید، آیا واقعا با مرگ شاد خواهیم شد یا با زندگی؟!!!

من که با خوندن و ترجمه این شعر در مورد خیلی چیزها شک کردم و یکی از انها اینکه با فکرنکردن شاید آدم شادتر باشد تا با فکر کردن

موضوع: سه شنبه 29 مرداد1387 12:45

شعری بسیار زیبا از هارلد پینتر در ادامه مطلب

Only the deaf can hear and the blind can understand
The miles I gabble...

تنها کران میشنوند و کوران میفهمند
حرفهائی را که فرسخها بر زبان آوردم...

موضوع: یکشنبه 6 مرداد1387 12:58

موضوع: پنجشنبه 3 مرداد1387 19:58

An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: A woman, without her man, is nothing.

All of the females in the class wrote: A woman: without her, man is nothing.

موضوع: چهارشنبه 26 تیر1387 10:46

موضوع: شنبه 22 تیر1387 12:26

(Don't look...) by Harold Pinter

Don't look.
The world's about to break.

Don't look.
The world's about to chuck out all its light
and stuff us in the choke pit of its dark,
That black and fat suffocated place
Where we will kill or die or dance or weep
Or scream of whine or squeak like mice
To renegotiate our starting price.

نگاه مکن
به دنیائی که در حال ویرانی ست

نگاه مکن.
به دنیائی که در حال دور انداختن روشنائی
و حبس ما در سیاه چالی پنهانی ست
در مکانی تیره و گل آلود و خفه
محلی که در آن یا جان خواهیم داد یا پای کوبی خواهیم کرد و یا خواهیم گریست
و یا از ناله فریاد خواهیم زد و یا چون موش  با فریاد سخن خواهیم گفت
تا بار دگر بر سر پائین ترین بهایمان به مذاکره بنشینیم.

موضوع: جمعه 21 تیر1387 11:44

Dream A Little Dream For Me

موضوع: یکشنبه 16 تیر1387 22:27

keyمتن ترانه دیگری از کریس دی برگ   

به بهانه ی ورود کریس دی برگ به ایران 

موضوع: جمعه 14 تیر1387 22:35

کریس دی برگ یکی از خوانندگان مشهور و البته محبوب غربی ست که در ایران نیز کمتر کسی ست که وی را نشناسد. بیشتر وی را در ایران با آهنگ Lady in red  می شناسند اهنگی که در ده ها کشور به عنوان بهترین آهنگ سال شناخته شد. وی خرداد امسال وارد ایران شده و با گروه آریان قرار است کنسرت اجرا کند که اگر این کار عملی شود وی اولین خواننده ی غربی خواهد بود که بعد از انقلاب در ایران کنسرت اجرا میکند.

در ادامه مطلب متن یکی از ترانه های وی را البته با ترجمه ان با نام برف میبارد آورده ام.

nomophobia 

موضوع: سه شنبه 11 تیر1387 13:43

CBS) — Millions of people are suffering from a new disorder. It causes cold sweats, nervousness and severe anxiety.

Do you freak out when you forget your cell phone at home? Go mad when your mobile's missing? Can't bear to be without your BlackBerry?

Then you might be suffering from what British researchers are calling nomophobia as in the "fear of no mobile phone."

“People have this incredible anxiety — 53 percent of the UK population feel anxious when their mobile phone is not available to them,” said Post Office Telecom expert Stewart Fox-Mills.

A Post Office poll revealed those kind of stress levels are up there with getting married, moving into a new house, or going to the dentist.

So how widespread is mobile phone mania here?

Consider this — you know the iconic old red phone booths? There are only 1,200 left, while there are almost 70 million cell phones in the UK — an average of more than one for every man, woman and child.

Of course, if your "nomophobia" makes you break out in a cold sweat, there is a solution.

“I gave up my BlackBerry and my blood pressure went down 30 points," said one man.

"I don't want one! I hate all this interference in one's private life!" one woman told CBS News.

So just say no — go cold turkey — simply switch that cell phone off

موضوع: سه شنبه 14 اسفند1386 19:26

Face your past without regret
Handle your present with confidence
Prepare for the future without fear
Don’t believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs
Life is wonderful if you know how to live it

 بدون پشیمانی گذشته را نظاره باش
با اطمینان عمل کن
بدون هراس برای آینده آماده شو

تردیدهایت را باور مکن و در باورهایت تردید مکن
زندگی شگفت انگیز است اگر روش زندگی را بیابیم

 

موضوع: دوشنبه 13 اسفند1386 20:33

If nature has made you a giver, your hands
are born open, and so is your heart.
And though there may be times when your hands
are empty, your heart is always full, and you
can give things out of that.
_{~Frances Hodgson Burnett, A Little Princess}

اگر طبیعت ترا بخشنده ساخته است
نه تنها دستانت که دست و دلت با هم باز است
و گرچه گهگاهی شاید دستانت خالی باشد
اما قلبت همیشه پر است
و میتوانی از قلبت ببخشی.

موضوع: یکشنبه 12 اسفند1386 22:18

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage--to move in the opposite direction. -- Ernst F. Schumacher

موضوع: یکشنبه 12 اسفند1386 11:52

William Blake

1757-1827

لينك باكس پنگوين 

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